el 28 de octubre - Canción - Kilómetros

Kilómetros
    Sin Bandera

el 27 de octubre - Chiste

(How does the tomato sneeze?.... "Ketchup.... Ketchup")

el 26 de octubre - Refrán 6

(Love can do everything / Love will find a way)

el 26 de octubre - Piropo 7

(From what toy store did you escape, doll?

el 22 de octubre - Chuck Norris 7

(The only way/manner to survive a nuclear attack is to be Chuck Norris)

el 21 de octubre - Canción - Bendita tu luz

Bendita tu luz
     Maná (con Juan Luis Guerra)

el 20 de octubre - Chiste - César

(Why did Caesar always go with sandals?........ because he was Julius!)

This joke is a play on words that could mean "He was Julius" or "It was July".  Both could be translated from the phrase "era julio" thus the sandals.

el 19 de octubre - refrán 5

(To err is human, to forgive, divine)

el 18 de octubre - el piropo 6

(How do you give a flower to another flower?)

el 15 de octubre - Hecho de Chuck Norris 6

(Chuck Norris can speak in Braille.)

el 14 de octubre - Canción - Te pido perdón

Te pido perdón
     Tito el Bambino

el 13 de octubre - Chiste # 6

(It has the face of a cat, and it's not a cat.  It has the tail of a cat and it's not a cat. 
It has the paw of a cat and it's not a cat.  What is it?..........  A (female) cat!)

el 12 de octubre - Refrán 4

Literal Translation: A bird in the hand is worth more than 100 flying
English Version:  A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
Meaning: It's better to be happy with what you have instead of what you don't.

el 11 de octubre - Piropo 5

(I am not a pirate, but I found a beautiful treasure)

el 8 de octubre - Hecho de Chuck Norris #5

(Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.)

el 7 de octubre - Canción - Todo Cambió

Todo Cambió
     Camila

el 6 de octubre - Chiste 5

(Which is the country that first laughs and later explodes?.... Japan!)

notas:

• "Ja" is the sound of laughter in Spanish since the J is pronounced like an English H. 
• "Pon" sounds kind of like an explosion
   

el 4 de octubre - Piropo 4

(If a look could kill, you would be a weapon of mass destruction.)

el primero de octubre - Hecho de Chuck Norris #4

(For Chuck Norris, every road/path is only one way: HIS way)