el 30 de noviembre - refrán

(Translation: Tell me who you go with, and I will tell you who you are.
Meaning: You are who you hang out with)

*Author's note* The picture is in no way a representation of my political views.  It's just funny and I needed a picture to go along with the refrán

el 29 de noviembre - piropo

(Wow. You look like my first wife.
How many wives have you had?
None.)

el 24 de noviembre - chiste

 

 

(What did the H say to the J... nothing... the H is silent)

*the H in Spanish does not normally make a sound.  In some accents it is used, but as a general tendency, we do not pronounce it.

el 22 de noviembre - Piropo

(Are you a magnet?  Because I am very attracted to you!)

el 19 de noviembre - Chuck Norris

(If one time you have beaten Chuck Norris en a game, you evidently didn't understand the rules)

el 18 de noviembre - Canción - Estoy Enamorado

Estoy Enamorado
   Wisin y Yandel

el 17 de noviembre - Chiste

(Which is the newest animal?... the zebra... why?...because it has a bar code)

el 16 de noviembre - refrán

(Translation: In a closed mouth, flies don't enter.
Meaning: If you keep your mouth shut, you'll have less to regret)

el 15 de noviembre - Piropo

(If beauty were seconds, you would be 24 hours)

el 12 de noviembre - Chuck Norris #9

(Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.)

el 11 de noviembre - Canción - Yo quisiera

Yo Quisiera
      Reik

el 10 de noviembre - chiste -Pinocho

(Which is the older brother of Pinocchio?.... "Pi-nueve")

This is a play on words in that Pinocho in Spanish has the number 8 in it... so his older brother would be Pinueve, with nueve being the number 9 in Spanish.

el 9 de noviembre - refrán

(Literal: Who God loves, he calls to themEquivalent: Only the good die young.)

el 8 de noviembre - Piropo

(I would like to be a cellphone in order to talk to you in your ear)

el 5 de noviembre - Chuck Norris

(If you don't know your biological father, he's probably Chuck Norris)

el 4 de noviembre - canción - Me enamora

 Me enamora
                           Juanes

el 3 de noviembre - chiste 9

(Why is the math notebook sad?....... Because he has a lot of problems!)

el 2 de noviembre - Refrán 7

(Literally: Each coin has two faces)
(Translation:  Everything has two sides/versions)

el primero de noviembre - piropo

(You have eyes like the sea; it stinks to be the guy who looks and cannot swim.)