el 19 de abril - refrán

(Translation: Something is something for the bald guy
Meaning: Beggars can't be choosers.)

el 15 de abril - Chuck Norris

(Chuck Norris can burn an ant with a magnifying glass... at night)

el 14 de abril - Canción - Cuando me enamoro

Cuando me enamoro
     Enrique Iglesias (con Juan Luis Guerra)

el 13 de abril - chiste

(What is the number one enemy of the ugly females?..... the mirror!)

el 12 de abril - refrán

(Translation: If you were to go to Rome, do as you would see.
Equivalent: When in Rome, do as the Romans do
Meaning: When you go to a new place, try to blend in)

el 11 de abril - piropo

(I would like to be the song that you like the most, to be on your lips forever)

el 8 de abril - Chuck Norris

(Chuck Norris is compared to a tsunami.  If you see him coming, it's already too late.)